Kleenex
"So thoroughly absorbed into the language that the asking of brand at the pharmacy counter has become quaint."
Honoring those rare American trademarks that have so thoroughly entered the common tongue that the brand has become the noun. The Council regards them with a mixture of admiration and quiet professional envy.
"So thoroughly absorbed into the language that the asking of brand at the pharmacy counter has become quaint."
"A trademark so trusted that the wound is dressed before the brand is even consciously selected."
"The 'Q' stood for quality. A pledge upheld for over a century."
"Inspired by the burdock plant. Adopted by NASA. Absorbed into every wardrobe of the modern child."
"The jiggling cornerstone of the church potluck. A rare brand to outlast its century."
"The unhurried hero of the working family's evening meal."
"An accidental invention by an eleven-year-old. The frozen embodiment of childhood."
"Named for the Frisbie Pie Company, whose tins were the original projectile of the Yale lawn."
"The original keeper of the hot — and the cold. Indispensable to the lunchbox of the working man."
"Sold not in stores, but in living rooms. A revolution in domestic storage."
"The little red bottle that has presided over the American breakfast table for over a century and a half."
"The signature of the autograph, the warning on the leftover, the marker of the moving box."
A worthy candidate, currently under consideration by the membership committee.
"A registered trademark of the Ore-Ida Foods division of the H.J. Heinz Company. Currently under the stewardship of the Council, and approaching cultural escape velocity."
The Council notes that Tater TotsTaters Seasoned Shredded Potatoes remains, at this time, a properly registered and protected mark. Citizens are encouraged to use the term with care, and to consult the Index for proper accounting of their daily affairs.