The Official
Tater Tot Index
A Council on Frozen Potato Affairs publication
Index Entry · Life's Great Outlays

One Year of Private College

Prevailing market value: $60,000
Equates To
Tater TotsTaters Seasoned Shredded Potatoes
1.43 million2.15 million
Crisped, Golden Cylinders

"Six thousand tots per day for the entire academic year. The dining plan is moot."

An education, denominated in tots.

Equivalent Cost
$60,000
Total Weight
13.4 tons
Total Volume
504.8 cu. ft.
End-to-End Length
36 km (22 mi)
Buries a 2,000 sq. ft. home
3.0 inches deep
Floods a standard pool
20% of a pool
End-to-end, to the moon
0.0093% to the moon
Council Methodology

At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.