The Official
Tater Tot Index
A Council on Frozen Potato Affairs publication
Index Entry · Civic Expenditures

An F-35 Lightning II

Prevailing market value: $90.0 million
Equates To
Tater TotsTaters Seasoned Shredded Potatoes
2.14 billion3.23 billion
Crisped, Golden Cylinders

"Tots filling the entire fuselage, the wings, and a generous portion of the runway."

Fifth-generation tactical airpower, weighed in tots.

Equivalent Cost
$90.0 million
Total Weight
20.1K tons
Total Volume
757,175 cu. ft.
End-to-End Length
53,602 km (33,307 mi)
Buries a 2,000 sq. ft. home
379 feet deep
Floods a standard pool
296× a pool
End-to-end, to the moon
13.94% to the moon
Council Methodology

At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.