Index Entry · Leisure & Ceremony
An Average American Funeral
Prevailing market value: $9,500
Equates To
Tater TotsTaters Seasoned Shredded Potatoes
226,320340,696
Crisped, Golden Cylinders
"Tots enough to feed every guest in attendance — and the deceased, were the matter not concluded."
The final transaction, denominated in starch.
Equivalent Cost
$9,500
Total Weight
2.1 tons
Total Volume
79.9 cu. ft.
End-to-End Length
6 km (4 mi)
Buries a 2,000 sq. ft. home
0.48 inches deep
Floods a standard pool
3% of a pool
End-to-end, to the moon
0.0015% to the moon
Council Methodology
At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.
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Equates To
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"Tots enough to line the beach umbrella's perimeter and feed the seagulls for hours."
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