The Official
Tater Tot Index
A Council on Frozen Potato Affairs publication
Index Entry · Leisure & Ceremony

An Average American Funeral

Prevailing market value: $9,500
Equates To
Tater TotsTaters Seasoned Shredded Potatoes
226,320340,696
Crisped, Golden Cylinders

"Tots enough to feed every guest in attendance — and the deceased, were the matter not concluded."

The final transaction, denominated in starch.

Equivalent Cost
$9,500
Total Weight
2.1 tons
Total Volume
79.9 cu. ft.
End-to-End Length
6 km (4 mi)
Buries a 2,000 sq. ft. home
0.48 inches deep
Floods a standard pool
3% of a pool
End-to-end, to the moon
0.0015% to the moon
Council Methodology

At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.