The Official
Tater Tot Index
A Council on Frozen Potato Affairs publication
Index Entry · The Hours of Labor

A Worker's Lifetime Earnings

Prevailing market value: $2.70 million
Equates To
Tater TotsTaters Seasoned Shredded Potatoes
64.3 million96.8 million
Crisped, Golden Cylinders

"An entire career's compensation — converted, at last, to its caloric form."

Forty-five years of labor, in their proper unit.

Equivalent Cost
$2.70 million
Total Weight
603 tons
Total Volume
22,715 cu. ft.
End-to-End Length
1,608 km (999 mi)
Buries a 2,000 sq. ft. home
11.4 feet deep
Floods a standard pool
8.9× a pool
End-to-end, to the moon
0.418% to the moon
Council Methodology

At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.