The Official
Tater Tot Index
A Council on Frozen Potato Affairs publication
Index Entry · Modern Conveniences

A 65-inch 4K Television

Prevailing market value: $800
Equates To
Tater TotsTaters Seasoned Shredded Potatoes
19,05828,690
Crisped, Golden Cylinders

"A wall of tots, sized exactly to the screen, five full inches thick."

The big screen, in its starchier denomination.

Equivalent Cost
$800
Total Weight
357.1 lbs
Total Volume
6.7 cu. ft.
End-to-End Length
476.5 m
Buries a 2,000 sq. ft. home
0.04 inches deep
Floods a standard pool
0% of a pool
End-to-end, to the moon
0.0001% to the moon
Council Methodology

At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.