A 2,000 Sq. Ft. Family Home
"Spread across the home's footprint, the equivalent buries every floor under nearly two feet of tots."
The American dream, recast in golden cylinders.
At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.
Other Hearth & Home
A Month's Rent in the City
"Tots filling the refrigerator twice over — and the freezer thrice."
Six hundred square feet, denominated in starch.
A Backyard Inground Pool
"Tots enough to fill the shallow end, end-to-end, lane-line to lane-line."
Summertime luxury, reconsidered.
A 10,000 Sq. Ft. Estate
"Tots covering every square foot of the estate four feet deep — pantry to portico."
Luxury living, in its proper accounting.