A Backyard Inground Pool
"Tots enough to fill the shallow end, end-to-end, lane-line to lane-line."
Summertime luxury, reconsidered.
At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.
Other Hearth & Home
A Month's Rent in the City
"Tots filling the refrigerator twice over — and the freezer thrice."
Six hundred square feet, denominated in starch.
A 2,000 Sq. Ft. Family Home
"Spread across the home's footprint, the equivalent buries every floor under nearly two feet of tots."
The American dream, recast in golden cylinders.
A 10,000 Sq. Ft. Estate
"Tots covering every square foot of the estate four feet deep — pantry to portico."
Luxury living, in its proper accounting.