A Tank of Regular Unleaded
"Thirteen kilos of crisped potato — heavier than a full tank of fuel itself."
Are you fueling the car, or the driver?
At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.
Other Personal Transport
A Cross-Town Rideshare
"A bucket of tots large enough to share with both the driver and his next two passengers."
Twenty minutes of your time, in tot terms.
A Reliable Used Sedan
"Tots filling the cabin floor-to-ceiling, packing the trunk, and overflowing onto the driveway."
Ten years of dependable service, valued plainly.
A New Electric Sedan
"Enough tots to bury the entire vehicle nearly to the roofline in golden cylinders."
Range anxiety, but for snacks.