A Cross-Town Rideshare
"A bucket of tots large enough to share with both the driver and his next two passengers."
Twenty minutes of your time, in tot terms.
At the prevailing rate of $0.14/oz for name-brand Tater Tots® or $0.093/oz for the generic equivalent, with each tot standardized to 8.5 grams. The thrifty consumer is directed to the Calculator for additional dimensional conversions.
Other Personal Transport
A Tank of Regular Unleaded
"Thirteen kilos of crisped potato — heavier than a full tank of fuel itself."
Are you fueling the car, or the driver?
A Reliable Used Sedan
"Tots filling the cabin floor-to-ceiling, packing the trunk, and overflowing onto the driveway."
Ten years of dependable service, valued plainly.
A New Electric Sedan
"Enough tots to bury the entire vehicle nearly to the roofline in golden cylinders."
Range anxiety, but for snacks.